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Bahut Dino Se Thi guzarish,
tab aasman ne Ki yeh Sazish,
Aaj Puri Ho Gai apni Khwaish,
mubharak ho apko yeh barish,
Ab Bhig Lo Yaar Is Mausam Me

Guzra Waqt Dil Ki Baat Sunayega,
Kabhi Saath The Hum Sab, Har Pal Yaad Aayega,
Gor Se Palatna Zindagi K Panno Ko,
Kabhi Na Kabhi To Hmara Naam Nazar Aayega..

Rakh kar tere hoton par in hoto ko,
dub jane de tere un gehri ankhon me..
itne paas aao ke mit jaye meri sadiyon ki pyaas,
simat ke tere siney me..

Khamosh Palko Se Jab Ansu Aate Hain
Aap Kya Jano Aap Hume Kitna Yad Aate He
Aaj B Us Mod Pe Khade He
Jaha Ap Ne Kaha Tha
Tum Ruko Hum Abi Aate Hai

Santa wounded, goes to a doc.
Dr: stitches legane padenge.
Santa: Kitne paise?
Dr: 3000 Rs.
Santa: Sir stitches legane hai,
embroidery nahin karwani..

Dekho fir raat aa gai,
tanhaiyo me waqt ki baat aa gai,
ham to yu hi bethe the sitaro ki panah me,
chand ko dekha to tumhari yad ah gayi.

Mrne k bad ham sitare ban jayenge,
Jeete ji n sahi mrne k bad kaam aayenge.
Kabhi upar dekhna apko nzar aayenge,
MANG LENA JO JI CHAHE,
APKE LIYE HR ROZ TUT JAYENGE.

world’s nt a parkin place of ppl,
it is a racetrack, every1 Keeps racin,
No matter ven & where u start frm,
u can surely reach ur goal
& always make new records

Bankar Yaad hum Sataate Rahege,
Aakar Khwaabo me Jagaate Rahege,
Mushkil Bahut hai hume Bhool Paana,
SMS Bankar Mobile me Aate Rahege.

BHIKARI: Saab 6Rs do, kofi pini hai.
MAN:LEKIN 1 kofi to 3Rs ki hai?
B: saab, girlfrend b hai.
M:bhikari hokar b GF banali?
B:Nahi saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!

An old farmer livd on his farm.
He wrote a letter to his son in prison,
“this year i wont b able to plant potatoes
coz I cant dig the ground.
I know if u were here u wud help me.”
The son replied ,”u idiot, dont dig the ground.
Thats where i buried the guns ”
POLICE READ THIS LETTER
The next day,the ground was dug by police
lookin 4 guns but nothing was found.
The son wrote again,
“plant ur potatoes dad,
its the best i cud do from here”
moral:
WHERE THERE’S A WILL THERE’S A WAY

Sucheta Chauhan

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